Earth Studies
Abe on Games
Mobile Mayhem and Hot Takes in Zero Gravity.
Essential Lore
Abe's Archive of Random Crap
No Rhyme. No Reason. Just Chaos.
Character Arcs
Under Wraps
Abe spends a week institutionalized.
Alien News Network
News from Earth through alien eyes.
Pocket Universe
A mysterious universe contained in a small orb.
Comedy Specials
Alien Jokes for Masochists
Painfully good alien humor.
Seasonal Events
12 Days of Abe
Seasonal holiday event series.
Human TV
Abe reacts to human television and culture.
Inventions & Experiments
Questionable inventions and innovations.
The Jeremy Incident
Important and possibly regrettable canon.
Abe on Sports
An off-worlder's perspective on human competition.
The Gray Card Fiasco
Abe came in peace. But the paperwork chose violence.
S.A.R.A.
Sentient Algorithm, Really Annoyed.
Carl the Apple
An apple with questionable judgment.
Failed Fame Attempts
Abe's recurring attempts at fame and recognition.
I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This
Questionable life advice from Abe.
Science Fun For Everyone
Science and reality explained badly.
Words Have Meanings
Abe examines language and definitions.
ABE Talk
Core Abe observations and philosophy.
Breakfast Cinematic Universe
Broad Spectrum Breakfast Edibles
Earth's foremost breakfast scholarship.
