Derek is widely considered the least popular moon.

The spoken word is over rated.

Don't stare. It's rude.

We are both intelligent creatures.

White dwarf pockets would be more accurate based on internal temperatures.

Mind your tongue. Literally.

Give us a little credit humans.

Don't dis the schwa.

There are no prizes.

You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

This is moving. In a circle. Inside a box.

You can do it!

Right where I want to be in that situation.

I have other hobbies now.

You will enjoy your next large gathering much more by following this rule.

A fair and honest review

Getting mad at arbitrary time intervals. Very human.

You won't survive the universe without me.

Wouldn't it be funny...?

The government telling the truth for a change.

Not to be confused with the "Brown Note."

This is a foolproof method.

You didn't think my mother named me "Abe" did you?

Take a hint.

OK. Maybe once in college.

Don't make me call the authorities.

I thought I had my ship stolen once. I just forgot where I parked.

You also say "If you got it, flaunt it" so I am confused.

Worms are creepy.

Nice to see extraterrestrials enjoying themselves.

I have standards. Low standards, but standards all the same.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

We are both aliens. That is where the resemblance ends.

One of you has to win.

I can't. I just can't.

Maybe fake a little resistance?

Did you see what I did there?

Cannibalism is almost universally frowned upon. Almost.

I will always give it to you straight. But it might come with harmony.

I may be a lunatic alien. I just don't want to *look* like a lunatic alien.

It was right there in front of them the entire time.

I lean into it.

I like this jam.

Corporations play psychological games more than you realize.

Smells as good as it looks.