🛸 Booking Abe the Alien? Read This First, Earthling.

 

This is not a puppet show for your kid’s birthday party, bar mitzvah, or preschool graduation—unless your preschool serves tequila and has a two-drink minimum. Abe’s show is an adult-themed, intergalactic descent into comedy chaos, and questionable life choices. If Abe can’t do shots with you after the gig, you’re on the wrong website.

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If you're brave (or drunk) enough to book the show, we’ll need some info that doesn’t require mind-reading (Abe outsourced his telepathy to a data center in Jersey):

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• How long do you want the show to be? 5 minutes? A full 45-minute fever dream? Something in-between?

• What’s the vibe? Solo act? Group show? Open mic gone rogue?

• Got a venue? Or are we beaming into your garage, dive bar, or experimental planetarium?

• Do you have a date in mind? (For the show. Not romantically. Abe’s not emotionally available.)

• What’s the occasion? Corporate chaos? Comedy night? Secret underground puppet cult?

• Anything weird we should know? Fog machines? Audience participation? Live goats?

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Fill out the form. Be honest. Be specific. Be strange. Abe will review it personally—or, if he's too hungover, one of his assistants (a sentient mop named Eric) will respond.