🛸 Hire Abe

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PUT AN ALIEN TO WORK.

Commercials. Sponsored content. Brand partnerships. Hosting. Appearances. Live events. Questionable endorsements.

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Abe the Alien is available for brands, agencies, productions and organizations looking for something considerably less human.

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This is not a puppet show for your kid’s birthday party, bar mitzvah, or preschool graduation—unless your preschool serves tequila and has a two-drink minimum. Abe’s show is an adult-themed, intergalactic descent into comedy chaos, and questionable life choices. 

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If you're brave (or drunk) enough to book the show, we’ll need some info that doesn’t require mind-reading (Abe outsourced his telepathy to a data center in Jersey):

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• What do you want Abe to do? Commercial? Sponsored video? Brand partnership? Hosting gig? Live appearance? Something you invented after three drinks?

• Where will it live? Abe’s social channels? Yours? Paid advertising? An event stage? A trade show screen? Television? The mysterious depths of your corporate intranet?

• What’s the vibe? Straight-up spokesperson? Branded comedy? Product demo gone sideways? Polished host? Unsupervised alien with access to your talking points?

• How much Abe do you need? A quick 15-second appearance? A full commercial? A recurring campaign? An entire evening of questionable decisions?

• Do you have timing in mind? Launch date? Event date? Campaign window? Impending marketing emergency?

• What are we selling, promoting, celebrating, or otherwise drawing suspicious amounts of attention to?

• Anything weird we should know? Mandatory talking points? Brand guidelines? Audience participation? Fog machines? Live goats?

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Fill out the form. Be honest. Be specific. Be strange. Abe will review it personally—or, if he's too hungover, one of his assistants (a sentient mop named Eric) will respond.