I am regionally obligated to the local sports collective.

This is an essential sports-adjacent job.

I found a loophole to compete in the Olympics.

Golf bags are surprisingly snuggly.

It would be super effective at the bottom of the pile.

I checked the rulebook. It's not *technically* illegal.

Hunter Armstrong won his event as an unenhanced athlete. I'm sure it was my coaching.

You will enjoy your next large gathering much more by following this rule.

Many sports stem from evolutionary instincts.

Brutal if true.

What a delicious feeling.

The game is not the point.