Office Birthday Cake
Ice Cream or Iced Cream?
"Bug"
Don't test me.
Earth Classification Demystified
Translating alien-speak for you.
Insurance
I insure that you will learn something.
Action Items
An overflowing toilet is an action item if you are the one in the stall.
Sportsenfreude
What a delicious feeling.
Playing Chicken
This makes so much more sense now.
Coupons
Coupons and currency both appear to be negotiable instruments.
Bilingual
Je suis un douche.
Pufferfish
Maybe "Ball of Fishy Death" would be a better name.
Humans By Any Other Name
You aren't going to like this, flesh tube.
Gravy Train
Just trying to decode human speech.
Selfies
You take more photos of yourself everyday than the total number of photos taken in the entire 20th century.
Pastword Period
Muscle memory has a lot to do with it.
Linguistic Anarchy
With a dangling participle here. And a dangling participle there.
Treasure Trove
Department of Redundancy Department
Sleep Like a Baby
Idioms and expressions should be representative of reality.
Baby Deception
Honestly, the invitation could have been clearer.
Antennas
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Insult with a Bonus
More zing for your bling.
Coupons
The savings are verbal.
Situationship
Branding is important.
Push & Pull
Pull gets a bad rap.
Acronyms
WTF?
Diametrically
I would not be opposed to you watching this episode.
Aesthetic
Use your words.
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