Abe the Alien – Adult Puppet. Cosmic Degenerate. Intergalactic Smartass.​
Beamed to Earth on what was supposed to be a peaceful exploration mission, Abe the Alien crash-landed, found a television, and immediately spiraled into a decades-long binge of TV and pop culture and literally every piece of trash reality TV ever made. Somewhere between his first bottle of hot sauce and his 10,000th F-bomb, Abe realized something profound:
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Earth is dumb. And hilarious. And absolutely worth sticking around to mock.
Now the star of a twisted, adult puppet show like no other, Abe serves up foul-mouthed extraterrestrial insights with a side of sarcasm and a full frontal assault on human stupidity in an attempt to reach his ultimate goal: Worldwide Fame! He’s gray, grumpy, and gloriously unfiltered—ripping into politics, pop culture, and whatever poor soul made the mistake of sitting in the front row.
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Broadcasting from deep inside Columbus, Ohio (don’t ask), Abe is the galaxy’s only alien puppet who knows every curse word in six languages—and can use them in iambic pentameter. Think of him as a cross between George Carlin, ALF on acid, and your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving with a felt face and antennae.
​This isn’t family entertainment. It’s "beam-me-up-I-need-a-shower-after-this" comedy.
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Abe the Alien—he’s not just out of this world, he’s over your bulls**.*