Damn, nature! You scary!

You can argue. But you would be wrong.

We took the good stuff. We left you New Jersey.

The may be a method to your madness but it ain't the scientific one.

Not quite as bad as being born on Leap Day.

Saving you from yourselves.

Clay tablets are inconvenient business documents.

Watch this if you have the time.

Humans have a habit of choosing the wrong heroes.

Just accept it humans.

Maybe bring a jacket?

Be glad you do not have this instinct.

Consent is not an arboreal attribute.

I don't know nothing 'bout birthin' no babies!

It's all relative.

Don't look a gift virus in the mouth. Seriously. Don't.

That empty feeling. It is correct.

Watch me struggle with the word "Crystallographic."

Every planet begins with a single grain.

Flaxen AND Waxen? Puhleeze!

This will make you appreciate Daylight Savings.

I realize this is more marketing than science, but this burns my butt.

Asking for a friend.

Prisms always want to split the bill. You have been warned.

BTW, vaccines are literally human anti-virus software.

Facts and a bonus.

The only thing that is sure is that it won't be the sloths.

Throwback? WAY back!

Ants cloning ants. What? Did you think they were cloning humans?

My favorite useless vestigial feature.

A hole for every loop.

Check on your elders.

Even aliens sometimes like to amuse themselves.

Take a nap, Chad.

You can use this as an excuse the next time you are late for work because: Science!

Wasting another valuable human resource.

Scientific naming is not a human strong suit.