You can do it! Now do it!

Taking on Big Cereal like a boss!

This is not OK. Bad humans! Bad!

Turning bullshit into marmalade

The concept of breakfast is alien to aliens.

I don't need a toy. I *want* a toy.

I can't believe it's not bullshit.

Breakfast is not for wimps. Breakfast is hardcore!

Mascots are a tradition. But...