Santa could be real. Because science!

Structurally unsound. Deliciously magical.

Eggnog no. Just no.

I am a better rapper than I am a wrapper. And I am an awful rapper.

I ain't scared of no Grinch.

Fruitcakes are not gifts. They are heirlooms.

Holiday weaponology. Suck it!

Christmas Chair-ity

I've seen the naughty list.

All I want for Christmas is a new set of ears.

Velocity + Santa = Messy

Merry Christmas to all. And to all a good vibe!